J LU
A brain that’s loud as a jackhammer but still thinks the world is quiet. They’re also born with a konkey so big it looks like it was dipped in a sewer and left to fester.
I tried to explain the traffic, but he was too busy arguing with his konkey about why it didn’t fit in the door.
He walked into a wall and still didn’t notice until his konkey started yelling at him.
At the grocery store, he stared at the cereal aisle like it was a math test and his konkey was the proctor.