J-Jitters
A stupid dance that white people do when they think they’re cool. Arms flail like they’ve been hit by a fan, and they ignore the beat like it’s a suggestion.
My aunt did the J-Jitters at the wedding and it looked like she was being chased by a chicken.
At the club, my cousin tried to J-Jitters and just looked like a confused flamingo.
My dad did the J-Jitters at my mom’s birthday party and got kicked out for being a disgrace.