Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clumsy fool and a loudmouth idiot.

J & J just crashed into a lamp and yelled, 'I’m fine!' while the lamp was screaming.

At the party, J & J tripped over a couch and face-planted into a pizza.

J & J tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken on a trampoline.

2

A fruity drink made from half orange and half blueberry juice, like a punchline that’s not funny.

I drank a J & J and it tasted like my cousin’s failed art project.

My mom made me a J & J and I spat it out like it was a bad joke.

I tried to make my own J & J and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

3

A way of saying you’re messing with someone, but you’re not actually messing with them.

J & J said, 'I’m gonna kill you,' and then went to get a coffee.

J & J told me I was a 'bad friend' and then texted me a meme.

J & J said I was 'dead' and then came to my house with pizza.

4

A guy who was good, but got too full of himself and ended up being a total joke.

J & J got famous and then forgot how to breathe.

J & J got a trophy and then tripped over it.

J & J was a star, but now he just sits on a throne and yells at people.

5

A smoky stick made by J, packed with illegal stuff, but J made it look fancy.

J & J rolled a J & J and it looked like a cigarette made by a toddler.

J & J took a hit and then coughed like a dragon.

J & J tried to light it and it exploded in his face.

6

A blow job that feels like your mouth is made of velvet and your tongue is missing.

J & J gave me a J & J and I felt like I was eating a cloud.

J & J’s twin brother gave me a J & J and it was like two clouds fighting.

I got a J & J and it felt like my mouth was a smoothie made of dreams.

7

A fruity drink made from half orange and half blueberry juice, created in a tiny cafe that looked like a closet.

I tried a J & J from that tiny cafe and it tasted like a nightmare.

The J & J from that tiny cafe made me cry.

The J & J from that tiny cafe was so bad, it got a rating of 1 out of 10.