J. Hugh
A human so soft, they can bend like a pretzel and still be friendly. They’re basically the reason everyone is nice to each other.
J. Hugh was the only one who could calm down the entire office during the big fight. He just smiled and said, 'Hey, guys, I brought donuts.'
J. Hugh walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then he said, 'Hi,' and everyone started laughing.
J. Hugh showed up to the argument and just sat there, eating a muffin. The problem solved itself.
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