J-Hag

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A tired Jewish lady who's so bitter she'd bite a Rabbi's leg off for not giving her a better date. She's got the voice of a grumpy old man and the soul of a rejected meatball. She lives for making everyone else's life a mess.
'I dated a guy who had a beard and looked like a goat. I still haven't forgiven him.'
'I tried to get a date on JDate, and the guy I chose turned out to be my cousin. I now hate all men.'
'I would have married a pig if it had a degree in finance.'
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A Jewish woman so angry she could make a bar mitzvah cry. She has the voice of a growling dog and the luck of a man who eats expired bagels. She's out to ruin your day just because she can.
'I tried to get a date on JDate, and the guy turned out to be my neighbor. He still thinks I'm a witch.'
'I dated a guy who looked like a chicken. I still haven't forgiven him.'
'I would have married a pig if it had a beard and a degree in finance.'
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A grumpy Jewish woman who's so mad at life she could punch a menorah. She sounds like a tired old man and acts like she's been rejected by every bagel in Brooklyn. She's out to make your life a living hell just for fun.
'I dated a guy who was bald and looked like a chicken. I still haven't forgiven him.'
'I tried to get a date on JDate, and the guy turned out to be my brother. I now hate all men.'
'I would have married a pig if it had a beard and a degree in math.'
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