J Gertz
Used when something is so bad it should be illegal. Like J Gertz, who’s been stuck in a bad situation for so long he probably deserves a medal for being a human doormat.
That dating app was J Gertz level. My match was a guy who said he’s a vampire but forgot to bring fangs.
My weekend was J Gertz level. I got stuck in traffic with a guy who played air guitar.
That test was J Gertz level. I answered every question with a swear word.