J Gertz
Something so bad it makes you question the meaning of life. J Gertz is the reason we know what it’s like to be trapped in a bad situation like a sad ghost haunting a boring house.
That party was J Gertz level. The only music was a kazoo and a guy yelling at a duck.
My workout was J Gertz level. I did one push-up and cried.
That pizza was J Gertz level. It had more cheese than a cheese factory exploded.