j-flame - You mock someone for a good reason, so you can get a hug, a

You mock someone for a good reason, so you can get a hug, a kiss, or a butt poke

You’re so short, you’re like a kid. Now let me poke your butt.

You’re dumber than a chicken. Let me kiss you to make you smart.

You’re the worst. Now let me hug you and pretend I like you.