J dub cult
The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they’re too cool for religion. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re obsessed with the Bible and they think they’re saving your soul.
My friend’s a J dub. He came to my house at midnight and tried to convince my cat that the world was ending.
My mom’s a J dub. She kept trying to convert my dad even though he’s dead now.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He rang my doorbell 17 times in a row.