J dub cult
The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who don’t know what a cult is. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re loud and annoying.
My dad’s a J dub. He showed up at my mom’s funeral and told her soul she was going to hell.
My friend’s a J dub. He followed me to the grocery store and tried to talk me into becoming a disciple.
My brother’s a J dub. He tried to convert my goldfish.