J dub cult
The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who hate being interrupted. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re loud, they show up unannounced, and they won’t stop talking.
My brother’s a J dub. He showed up at my birthday party and tried to convert my pet turtle.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He stood outside my house for 2 hours yelling about the end of the world.
My teacher’s a J dub. She made the whole class pray before lunch.