j-diddles
Doing j-diddles is when you stare at a giant butt like it's the last piece of pizza and make noises like you're whining to a baby who just got hit by a bag of angry cats.
I did j-diddles in the mall and got a look from a security guard that said, 'What are you?'
At the gym, I did j-diddles and the guy next to me asked if I was done with my workout.
My brother did j-diddles and the whole family had to leave the room.