J-Day
J-Day is when you skip school or work to sit in a dark room and jerk off for the whole day. No one judges you. You’re just doing what you need to do.
"I told my teacher I had a J-Day and got sent to the principal’s office."
"I skipped school on J-Day and got a detention. But I didn’t care."
"My mom found out I had a J-Day and said I couldn’t watch TV for a week."