J-Day
J-Day is when Jordan fans go crazy every month on the 23rd and also on February 3rd. They wear Jordans, listen to rap about Jordan, watch Space Jam, smoke blunts, and act like they’re Michael Jordan. It’s the most embarrassing holiday ever.
"I wore my Jordans to school on J-Day and got in trouble for wearing sneakers."
"My mom said I had to watch Space Jam on J-Day. I cried because it was so long."
"I got a tattoo of Jordan on J-Day and now I can never take it off."