J Crave
J Crave is a gay cologne that smells like cum and a latte. It’s so strong it can make bears get a hard-on and try to sniff your butt.
I wore J Crave and got chased by a bear in the park.
My uncle used J Crave and got attacked by a bear.
At the club, the guy who wore J Crave made the whole room smell like a bear's fart.
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