J Cole Listener
A person who thinks they're a J Cole fan just because they've heard the word 'Cole' in a song.
'I know J Cole,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of pizza.
'I've heard the word 'Cole' once,' says the guy who still thinks that's enough.
'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of soda.