j-campz
as tall as a tree, country music is their religion, they don't need anyone, and their smile is so fake it could fool a cop
My cousin's taller than the Eiffel Tower and sings like a hillbilly saint. I swear he's got a smile that could trick a robot.
This guy is 7 feet tall, loves trucks and twang, and his grin is so fake it's got a warranty.
That dude's like a redwood tree, he's got a fiddle in one hand and a beer in the other. His smile is so fake it could win a contest.