j-campz
a human tree who thinks country music is the only thing that matters, they don't need friends, and they smile like they're paid to do it
This guy is so tall he could touch the moon, and he's got a country song in his pocket. His smile is so wide it could split a pizza in half.
My neighbor is like a giant pine tree, he lives in a truck, and his smile is so fake it could beat a magician.
That dude is 6 feet 10 inches, he thinks trucks are better than cars, and his smile is so fake it could get a job.