j-boeg
A j-boeg is a donut-slobbing, badge-wearing, coffee-drinking, shirtless, loud, donkey who thinks they're the king of the road.
The j-boeg yelled at me for putting on my headphones and not listening to his donut-eating glory.
I got pulled over by a j-boeg who didn’t even know what the word 'speed limit' meant.
The j-boeg gave me a ticket for having a dog in my car, even though it was just sitting there.