j-boeg
A j-boeg is a coffee-drinking, donut-chomping, shirtless, donkey who thinks they're the boss of your whole life.
The j-boeg pulled me over just because my music was too loud.
I got a ticket from a j-boeg who was eating a donut and didn’t even look at me.
The j-boeg said I was going 30 in a 25 zone, but he was going 50 in a 40 zone.