J-Birding - Getting caught slamming your dong in a public toilet like a

Getting caught slamming your dong in a public toilet like a f***ing lunatic.

I was J-Birding in the men's room when the door swung open and my buddy walked in.

Got caught J-Birding in the mall bathroom. My face was red, my pants were wet.

J-Birding in the bus stop bathroom. No one asked questions. I was just f***ed.