J Bell
A fancy way to say you're dead inside and your butt is full of lice. It's like having a goat in your lungs and a spider in your brain.
My uncle has J Bell. He tried to text me a picture of his chode and it just said 'error 404: no chode found.'
I got J Bell from eating a taco that was made by a goat with a spider in its brain.
My dog got J Bell from eating a pizza that was made by a goat and a spider.