J Bell Coodies - the reason why you’ll never have a normal life again and you

the reason why you’ll never have a normal life again and your pants are now your enemy

I got J Bell Coodies and now my pants are full of gunk and my life is a mess

My brother got J Bell Coodies and now he lives in a box and eats glitter for breakfast

My teacher got J Bell Coodies and now she yells at the wall and eats crayons