J-Baz
A girl with thumbs so stubby and rough they look like they’ve been through a war and a bad breakup.
'Why’d you pick her? She’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are like tree trunks.'
She got called a J-Baz in the DMs. She replied with a middle finger and a curse.
My neighbor’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are so bumpy, she can’t even text without hurting herself.