J-banger
J-Banger is the ultimate boss, the god of all high, and the reason why we all have to bow down or get j-banged in the face.
J-Banger is the only reason I passed my math test. He gave me extra credit with a side of giggles.
I built a shrine to J-Banger. It’s got a picture of him, a candle, and a used J-banger.
J-Banger is my leader. If he says jump, I say why not and then I do it in slow motion.