j-actionville - Jacksonville, NC is called J-Actionville because there’s no

Jacksonville, NC is called J-Actionville because there’s no action, just people sitting on couches eating chips and pretending they’re alive

J-Actionville is like a nap that lasts forever

I went to J-Actionville and the only thing happening was my soul leaving my body

My friend moved to J-Actionville and now he talks like a potato