J-90 Double Popper - A boner so strong it could make a superhero cry. People say

A boner so strong it could make a superhero cry. People say it when they're trying to sound like they've got a life and a boner at the same time.

'I had a J-90 Double Popper in the middle of a group project and had to fake a stomach ache.'

'She had a J-90 Double Popper during her speech and tripped over her own legs.'

'He had a J-90 Double Popper in the middle of a video call and had to turn off his camera.'