I'm Keith Hernandez
Acting like you're the only one who matters because you're named Keith Hernandez. You think you're so special you can walk into any room and everyone should know who you are.
I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm here to save this dinner party from embarrassment.
I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this meeting about me, not the agenda.
I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna steal this spotlight even if I didn't know there was a spotlight.