i'm just talking out my ass - You’re speaking like you’re the president, but your words ar

You’re speaking like you’re the president, but your words are as clear as a mud puddle.

I told my teacher the Earth is a giant chocolate bar and now I’m just talking out my ass.

At lunch I said the clouds are made of pizza and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I told my friend the moon is a giant cheese wheel and now I’m just talking out my ass.