i'm just talking out my ass - You’re rambling so hard, it sounds like you’re trying to con

You’re rambling so hard, it sounds like you’re trying to convince a donkey you’re a wizard.

I told my dog the moon is made of spaghetti and said, ‘I’m just talking out my ass.’

At the party I said, ‘the ocean is a giant soup,’ and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I told my little brother the sun is a giant flaming donkey and now I’m just talking out my ass.