I'm just slappin your ballsack - A fancy way of saying you're being a total jackass and nobod

A fancy way of saying you're being a total jackass and nobody cares.

I'm just slappin your ballsack, you big dumb jackass. Nobody even noticed.

I'm just slappin your ballsack, you meathead. You're still the worst.

I'm just slappin your ballsack, you bonehead. You're still my favorite loser.