I'm in a meeting - A lie you tell your boss so they think you're working, but r

A lie you tell your boss so they think you're working, but really you're just sitting on the toilet like a king.

I'm in a meeting, but I'm really just pooping like a champ.

I'm in a meeting. It's not a meeting. It's a toilet throne.

I'm in a meeting. I'm not working. I'm just pooping.