I'm HIV positive
When someone is hitting on you, but they’re so bad at it, it’s like watching a train wreck and you’re the conductor.
She tried to flirt with me, but it was like I was watching a train wreck.
He hit on me like I was the last piece of pizza and he was the guy who dropped it on the floor.
She was coming on to me, but it was like I was watching a dog try to juggle.