I'm hilarious
A weak guy who thinks he's the funniest person alive and tells jokes that make everyone want to punch him. He’s usually a old guy from Manhattan who claims to be from Helm, but everyone knows he’s just trying to hide his messed-up past with a crazy dad.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To laugh at my jokes. (He said that in a bar and no one laughed.)
He told a joke about his dad's face and it lasted 10 minutes.
He tried to tell a joke at a funeral and made people cry from laughing too hard.