I'm hilarious
A sad guy who thinks he's a comedy legend. He tells jokes that are so bad they make people want to scream. He also insists he's from Helm and not Manhattan, but no one buys it.
He told a joke about his dad and it was longer than a movie.
He tried to tell a joke during a Zoom call and people muted him.
He told a joke in a restaurant and the waiter gave him a free meal out of pity.