I'm higher than these gas prices
This phrase came from Alex when he was so wasted he thought gas prices were a person. It means you're so stoned you could beat a gas pump in a duel.
I'm higher than these gas prices, and I'm not even wearing pants.
Alex said that when he tried to drive but his car was out of gas and his brain was out of control.
She texted me 'I'm higher than these gas prices' while eating a whole pizza and crying at a movie.