I'm High As Fuck - A loud declaration that shows you're so wasted you might tur

A loud declaration that shows you're so wasted you might turn into a flamingo and start dancing

I'm high as fuck, I tried to do my math homework and wrote a love letter to my calculator

I'm high as fuck, I thought my dad was a giant cup of coffee

I'm high as fuck, I tried to ride my bike and fell into a bush