I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet - You're like a burnt toast and they're like a slightly soggy

You're like a burnt toast and they're like a slightly soggy pancake, not perfect, but together you’re a breakfast of chaos and barely edible hope.

Text: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s burn this relationship.'

DM: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s be the worst couple ever.'

Conversation: 'You: I’m half doomed. Them: I’m semi-sweet. You: Let’s be a full mess.'