I'm gonna tan your hide - This is when you're about to get a beating so brutal it will

This is when you're about to get a beating so brutal it will make you question your life choices and your relationship with your parents.

My dad said, 'I'm gonna tan your hide,' because I told the whole school he was a chicken.

My teacher said, 'I'm gonna tan your hide,' after I threw a pencil at the ceiling.

My mom said, 'I'm gonna tan your hide,' because I left my socks on the kitchen floor again.