I'm gonna kick my dog

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A silly way to tell people you're annoyed, but not really angry. You're just trying to laugh it off so you don't have to actually punch your dog.

I'm gonna kick my dog because my coffee is cold and my boss is yelling at me.

I'm gonna kick my dog because my ex just texted me and I'm still mad about the pizza.

I'm gonna kick my dog because my mom called and she's still mad I didn't clean my room.

A fake threat you use to make yourself feel better when you're having a bad day. You're not even close to hitting your dog.

I'm gonna kick my dog because my car broke down and I'm late to work.

I'm gonna kick my dog because my dog just peed on my shoes again.

I'm gonna kick my dog because I forgot my lunch and now I'm hungry.

A joke you tell yourself when you're too lazy to do anything real. You're just trying to avoid actual work.

I'm gonna kick my dog because I don't feel like getting up from my couch.

I'm gonna kick my dog because I'm too tired to do my homework.

I'm gonna kick my dog because I just ate a whole pizza and I'm too full to move.