I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF - You're so upset that you promise to beat yourself with a cha

You're so upset that you promise to beat yourself with a chair. Sometimes you add 'In a video game' to pretend you're not really going to do it.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself because I failed my science quiz.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself because my mom yelled at me.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself because my dog pooped on my bed.