I'm gonna commit - I’m so mad I might throw my phone out the window and then cr

I’m so mad I might throw my phone out the window and then cry in a bucket of chicken.

My mom called me a ‘disgrace’ in front of my friends. I’m gonna commit.

My dog ate my homework. I’m gonna commit.

My ex texted me and said I was ‘okay’ but not ‘great.’ I’m gonna commit.