i'm glad - I don’t care at all, but I say ‘I’m glad’ just to shut you u

I don’t care at all, but I say ‘I’m glad’ just to shut you up and make you go do your own stupid shit.

I’m glad you’re still breathing after that mess.

I’m glad you decided to insult me instead of just leaving.

I’m glad you’re still here to hear me yell at you.