I'm fourteen!
This is what you scream when you're trying to sneak into a club and you're too old to look cool but still too young to be trusted. You're basically saying 'I'm not a fraud!' even though you are.
'I'm fourteen!' I said, even though I was 19 and had a fake ID.
'I'm fourteen!' I shouted at the bouncer, who looked at me like I was a joke.
'I'm fourteen!' I yelled, trying to convince the bartender I wasn't 22.