I'm Facebooking this - When something so dumb happens that you just need to tell ev

When something so dumb happens that you just need to tell everyone so they can fake being there and pretend they care.

I'm Facebooking this. My mom tried to text me while driving and crashed into a tree.

I'm Facebooking this. My friend tried to dance with a goat and got kicked.

I'm Facebooking this. My cat knocked over my dad's coffee and it exploded.