I'm Drunk Enough - A drunk guy yells this when he’s too wasted to care about hi

A drunk guy yells this when he’s too wasted to care about his dignity and wants his buddy to punch him so hard it looks like a wrestling move.

I'm drunk enough for you to punch me like I owe you money.

I'm drunk enough for you to hit me and then apologize for it.

I'm drunk enough for you to punch me and call it a business deal.