I'm done now - You text your friend all the dumbest Urban Dictionary sex st

You text your friend all the dumbest Urban Dictionary sex stuff until you both are too tired and too gross to talk anymore so you just stop talking

I texted you about a donut and a horse. You’re the worst.

I sent you 8 definitions about a man and a couch. I’m a legend.

I posted 10 Urban Dictionary links in one message. You’re the worst.