I'm bud light - You're the human version of a traffic jam, you're going nowh

You're the human version of a traffic jam, you're going nowhere, but you're having a great time.

I'm bud light, so I'll stay up until 3 a. m. just to watch cat videos.

I'm bud light, so I'll eat the entire cake and then blame it on the ghost.

I'm bud light, so I'll take a nap during a meeting and dream about being a superhero.