i'm bored as heck what about you? - You're so bored you'd rather watch paint dry than talk to so

You're so bored you'd rather watch paint dry than talk to someone. What did you expect? A text from your ex saying they miss you?

I'm bored as heck. What about you? I'm literally watching the ceiling fan.

I'm bored as heck. What about you? I've counted 127 blinks.

I'm bored as heck. What about you? My cat is judging me.