I'm at The W - Drake says he's at Walmart, but he's probably just there to

Drake says he's at Walmart, but he's probably just there to steal the last candy bar and act like he's waiting for you.

I'm at The W, but if you're late, I'm taking the last candy bar and leaving.

Drake said he's at The W, but I saw him in the snack aisle with a candy bar in his hand.

I'm at The W, and if you don't show, I'm taking the last snack and calling it a day.